Everyone saw the opening match of the soccer World Cup 2010, and we also saw that our selection Mex ican to leave disappointed again thousands and thousands of fans. It has always been the same from Italia 90 world that never passed the second round, which is why our Tri Disappointment came to be called Mexican.
For obias reasons, the president of the Mexican Football Federation, Justino Compean, decided to take matters into and make a "slight" changes in the whole selection, not just the players. With this, Compean says that will cause headaches for rivals France and Uruguay, asegurand or only pass to the knockout stage but a good time, all the championship with a squad virtually impossible to overcome:
Instead of Javier Aguirre, been decided to give the magnificent and powerful as the beloved and Great Koharu Kusumi, Our Lady of Nagaoka, for she was able to estimate, according to the situation, a strategy that helps the Tri to win, and Demet horrific scares opposing team, making demotivating to ensure the goal. She suggests a 3-4-3 alignment (three defenders, 4 midfielders and 3 forwards).
In goal, will Maasa Sudou, as has the height and strength to avoid the opponent's goal, besides achieving a perfect goal kicks.
The defense will consist of Risa Niigaki, Reina Tanaka and the captain, Ai Takahashi, because they have more experience seeing how they attack the front, in order to defend and Wall of China, ie, impossible to overcome.
The midfield will consist of Yajima Maimi, Tokunaga Chinami, Tsugunaga Momoko and Airi Suzuki. They must cooperate profile passing through, besides that, if committed serious misconduct, Airi is armed with enough tickets to make every denomination to bribe the referee in case you thought out the red card, thus avoiding bowed down to our selection.
Finally in the attack, the sides are ideal Mai Hagiwara and Shimizu Saki, because apparently, are short, which makes them faster, not to mention that they are very accurate at the time of the centers. Finally, as the central front, Yurina Kumai, because his height gives ease to head for goal, in addition to attacking with everything (if you do not believe me, ask Chinami).
to Mexican banks, Koharu elected AKB48 girls, with permission from Yasushi Akimoto, possessing the skills needed to replace some of the headlines in cases of injury or yellow card.
Koharu deserves to be assisted by the staff of the selection made by Hello! Project Fan Club Mexico, who are responsible to help with warming the bench at the time of substitution (are the groupers Ganon, because they are near the idols).
Tsunku be designated as the "traitor" to our selection, Koharu no need to say: "Coca-Cola Traiman," Traiman my book " "Traimer a (x idol)" (in case of committing a foul serious), "Traiman my PSP, because the game is boring," "metallic pink Traimer my cell phone to take pictures of the team," Traiman armor and a thick metal shield, Zinedine Zidane may see me arguing with Raymond Domenech (France coach) for failure to commit his team, and I want to throw a header like Materazzi. "
happens to be "possible" that Mexico will face Japan and that is a huge problem because these idols are Japanese too. Luckily, Koharu managed to solve this problem and created a Mexican Team Reserve, made by the girls of SNSD, Wonder Girls, Ice Cream Musume, Coconut Musume, Frances & Aiko, LinLin and JunJun. All taking of captain Kim Tae-Yeon (SNSD), because it is much more charismatic. LinLin JunJun and be designated in the Mexican front.
is possible that our players are injured in the match against the Gauls or take Japan, for this reason we designate Hello! Project Region 4, which are more than willing to assist our team in all that is.
sure we are tired of the same commentators. Well, TvAzteca commentators are Kurisu (Hello! Wota), Karlos Niigaki, Nakata-kun, Nubia Mashushe, Klavita, Idaly, Sisa Ruki-kun and-chan. Televisa-side, we have Idol Stars Club and Daniela (the blog of Konno Asami). Not to mention that each broadcaster will be accompanied by Rika Ishikawa and Umeda Erika by Televisa, Miki Fujimoto and Makoto Ogawa for TvAzteca. Both television networks, analyzed in detail to every player not just our selection, but of all others. Based on the analysis and criticism, Koharu think of a perfect strategy to not receive shocks as you receive our previous squad with a goal from Tshabalala (South Africa).
For the Mexican arbitration committee to Eru-chan have to Rikachy and Danno-kun, and as referee, to Kohayahai because even to engage in destructive criticism to players based on yellow cards, will always find the way our team does not receive a red card.
We as an official club at Hello! Egg Project, led by Kanon Fukuda for his charisma. If she became ill, and Wada Ayaka Maeda Yuuka will be the assistants. As a composer of the clubs, we Cuauhtemoc Blanco, we all recognize that composes very excellent mother insults to opponents and to referees.
Because we are in Africa, it is possible that our target selection is really hungry cannibals. Obias reasons, Koharu, to worry about the integrity of our team, appointed Kirari Tsukishima (too hungry to .....) m. to avoid that kind of problem?? as cannibals eating the same (although that would be returned to Kirari cannibal too, but good).
Go work which fell to our Koharu, but hey, who else can do?? xD
Ora yes, we are ready to prove that Mexicans if we can. Now we tell the French, English, Italian, Argentine, German, British and Brazilian:
WE ARE PROUD TO
CAM P EO N IS!!
Well, I leave, I hope you liked this article:
- For Wear a bit of good humor.
- To support a little more to our selection (those who are Mexican).
- For the click Javier Aguirre is set to reflect a little bit about how you are managing our team and we do not lose against France or against Uruguay (sorry, Barbara!! I have to support my team).
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